the power to die on the spot

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the ability to give a potato an orgasm

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the power to see 3 seconds into the past.

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The power to communicate with people that are within 20 metres of you

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The power to occasionally mistake your hand for a bear.

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The power to turn freshwater into saltwater

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The power to move 1 minute forward in time every 60 seconds.

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To get to know everything Jack Nicholson has said yet you blurb out his comments and random and by the time you face this YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH! Moral: You think this entry was boring? It is great actually, what? You say it sucks? YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

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The ability to be completely bullet-proof as long as a bullet never hits you.

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The power to ejaculate napalm

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the power to turn wine into water.

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the power to hurl apples at force but only when you have drunk 20 litres of water in one go

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The power to take huge shits at will.

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The power to resurrect Hitler at will, will only work if you are Jewish.

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thw power to not feel anything during sex unless you dont like the sex (ie rape, ugly fat pearson)

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The power to be normal and average

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The power to moves in slow motion.

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The power to smell whore

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The power to stop a bullet from hitting someone you care about, once.

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The power to shit without squinting.

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The power of attracting lightning to your body, but not being imune to it.

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the power to fly, with a string atachted to you

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The power to teleport massive objects one inch above your head.

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The power to quote memes randomly

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!