- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to teleport massive objects one inch above your head.

ability to run very fast forever

The superpower to detect when someone is racist.

the power to control nothing

The ability to draw a perfect circle.

the power to get somewere at the same time that you arrive.

The power to hear people's thoughts when you fap

The power to knock yourself unconscious

the power to enter a coma.

The power to summon your mom so you can prove she's not as fat as the chav in front of you is saying she is

The power to talk to animals and plants, but only to have really boring conversations with them.

The power to be stupid reading this.

The power to complete the jigsaw puzzle that you got bored of because it was to hard and now its in the box and covered in dust

The power to walk 1% faster.

The power to turn your current clothes inivisible

The power to be an idiot.

teleport to the place where you stand

A power to turn into an ant, but only one Time.

The power to eat 2 hotdogs in the same bun

To be able to cut paper by doing the scissor action with your fingers.

The power to know you don't have a superpower

The power to have an internal monologue voiced by Morgan Freeman.

The power to grow more genitals.

The power to make grass grow 1cm longer than usual.

Pointless Super Powers