- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

Ability to be Austin Calhoun when hes sick

The power to shrink boobs

The power to fly at 0.00000000000000001mm off of the ground at a speed of 1 mile per hour whenever you desperately need the toilet.

The power to be Chuck Norris

THE POWER TO BE INVISIBLE WHEN NO ONE IS LOOKING...

The ability to have telekinesis on February the 30th

The Superpower to return and never again fade, the day Moral Man stands against the whole world, the world may just be worth eliminating. Moral: Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you dooown..

The ability too shit out calculators every 10 seconds.

The power to see women naked, but only when they're your friend's mom.

The power to teleport to the south pole.

the power to summon rick astley whenever you want to, but only when you're the only one in the room, so only you can hear him

The power to turn everything you touch into cheese

The power to find this website and submit a pointless superpower.

The power to change your position whenever you want. (I don't mean teleport I mean you can lay down while sitting or stand up while laying down)

The power to iron your clothes with your mind before putting it in the washing machine

The power to be born again

the power to perminately bring jade goody back from the dead

The power to type any password only if some one tells you the password first.

The power to digest corn.

The power to Lee when your near a toilet

the power to get married

the power to hold your breath 0.01 seconds longer than the average human

The power to think of epic jokes but only at funerals

The power to fly for 2 seconds when jumping

Pointless Super Powers