The abillity to laugh hystericaly at theese superpowers, But only when On the toilet pooping.

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The power to make a watch that functions as a small phone and is named after a fruit. I would call it Applewatch.

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The power to climb up fallen trees

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The ability to know all the cheats/hacks for Half-Life 3.

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the power to gain the intelligents of forest gump, but not the table tennis playing ability

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The power of absolutely flawless hindsight. -Credit to South Park

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the power to burn your school down from napalm farts.

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The power to think of a good super power right now.

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The power to make grass grow 1cm longer than usual.

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The power to know what you would look like if you were ugly.

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The ability to fly, but only when there's no gravity.

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The power to lick your balls.

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The power to do a wheelie on. Unicycle

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the power to turn into celebs that evryonr loves to write about only infront of 1 million people

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the ability to do see through any girl's clothes but you must be singing a Demi Lovato song at 76.786 Decibels EXACTLY!

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The power to remember the funniest thing in the world and have a full on laughing fit, as long as you are at a funeral.

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The power to move and run faster than anything slower than yourself.

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The power to look like Stephen Hawking but have none of his intelligence.

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The power to speak a language only you can undeerstand

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The power to heal but every time you heal your leg or arm falls off.

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the power to be immortal, but only temporally

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the power to shape shift to yourself

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The ability to hear people's thoughts after they've already said them.

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The superpower to die in a 1 second.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!