- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to magically generate drugs in your pockets, but only while being arrested or in a police station.

The superpower to die in a 1 second.

power to permanently shrink one eye.

The power to be the only homosexual in a house of 5 other people who are there for sex.

the power to be friends with Donald trump

The power to turn invisible except for your fingers and toes.

The power to know the answer to every question you're asked, but forgetting it instantly.

The power to drink clean water (because i think dirty water is ewwy)

The power to resurrect dead insects

The abilty to change what your hair smells like every two years

cry acid tears

The power to die on the spot and not revive

The power to speak any language, but not understand them.

the power to be a snail when ever you think a bout snails but you CANT transform back

the ability to spin gold into straw

The power to ride a camel when slapping a donkeys butt cheeks

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The power to have superpowers from the beginning

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The ability to make any amount of money appear in your wallet. The money is in the form of the Neptunarian Dollar, which has no value anywhere on Earth.

The power to ejaculate needles.

The power to take my legs off the floor while in a sitting position.

The power to never come into existence

the power to die on the spot

Pointless Super Powers