- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to look at Sun.

The power to think of your death and then you die.

The power to be afraid of horses.

The power to walk 1% faster.

The power to be Chuck Norris's bitch.

The power to change any of your friend's name to Tom but only if their real name is Thomas.

The power to laugh so hard you can't breath at "Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road?" Jokes.

The Power to enjoy Justin Beiber's music....

All of Superman's powers except instead of Kryptonite your weakness is water

The power to only see glass.

Have god like powers but only on 30 of february

To be able to cut paper by doing the scissor action with your fingers.

The power to climb up fallen trees

The power to suck your own dick but not when your horny

The power to have all pointless superpowers, but only on the 12th and or 13th on january on a year that isn't 2015 or lower, but you have to be wearing nothing but purple underwear and a skanky hat.

The power to single handily tear one sheet of toilet paper from the roll

The power to lick your own balls!!!

the power to become a duck but not be able to quack

The power to turn into a magikarp

The power of HONOR AND LOVE! Moral: it wont make you honorable, or lovable by the way.

The power to make any glass of water into milk

The power to not remember, the only problem, is that you don't remember having this awesome power.

The power to change your urine to any color

the power to refreeze frozen ice

Pointless Super Powers