- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to phase through walls whenever there is a door nearby leading to the next room

the power to make my 8==D go 8=D 8===D 8=D 8===D.

The ability to dehydrate yourself at will.

The power to summon a green Hippo that would mush up your poop in your toilet. Oddly, the superpower is only able to be summonded one a year, sorry.

the power to look directly at the sun only if it is on the other side of the earth

The power to become powerless

The power to not see anything

The ability to wake up at 3:45 am if you were sleeping, and not be able to fall assleeP again for 20 minutes.

The power of self-propelled flight, but only when you're the President of the United States.

The ability to know the current mood of your doppleganger.

The ability to think of an ability - JW

power to breath fire but only through your nose

The power to have anything in the world you will never ever need in your life

blindness

the power to see 3 seconds into the past.

The power to blink, but only if polline gets in your eye.

the power to eat when your hungry

The power to disguise as an old woman but only with a proper costume and 20 minutes of time in a bathroom to get the make-up done properly.

The power to disappear only when you're about to have sex.

The power.

The power to turn freshwater into saltwater

The power to move 1 minute forward in time every 60 seconds.

The power to think of a perfectly good comeback three days later.

The power to block your own powers

Pointless Super Powers