The power to be an idiot.

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The power to Rage Against The Machine

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The power to look at Sun.

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The power to be invisible, but only when no one's looking.

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anything Aquaman does

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The power to walk upside down but only when you're in Australia.

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The power to fly whenever you sneeze.

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the power to poop dogs without fur.

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The power to change any of your friend's name to Tom but only if their real name is Thomas.

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The ability to know when, and which elevator door will open first.

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The power to be afraid of horses.

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the power to turn everything you touch into gold......deja vu?

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The power to wish you had a power

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The ability to lift small objects with your mind, but only if you are touching them.

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A power to turn into an ant, but only one Time.

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The power to walk 1% faster.

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The power to shrink your private parts.

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To be able to cut paper by doing the scissor action with your fingers.

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The Power to enjoy Justin Beiber's music....

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De poverr too tipe relly shiiti annd stil bee undrstod bai rettadad peepols unly.

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the power to stare at pit bulls in the eyes and imitate them

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to be one second faster than 5mph in any 80's arcade game using one finger to push the buttons

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The power to bet on the fastest horse in the track at a formula 1 competition. Moral: RUN FORREST RUUUUUUN!

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the power to gain the intelligents of forest gump, but not the table tennis playing ability

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!