The power to see in black and white at will.

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The power to time travel to the end of the world.

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The power to teleport to Mars, but only when your not wearing a helmet and you must stay there for a maximum of one hour.

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Moral: THUMBS UPS SOLDIER!

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Power to remove fart smells by licking the air

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The power to control unsalted butter very slightly with huge amounts Of effort

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The power to teleport to the south pole.

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The power to fall in love reptiles

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the power to jizz money

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The power to make money disappear.

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The power to find this website and submit a pointless superpower.

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The power to walk over crisp packets 25% more quietly than the average person

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The power to have your entire body totally frictionless. Except for your nipples. They have a drag coefficient of around 5 parachutes.

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The ability too shit out calculators every 10 seconds.

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The power to jump several thousand feet in the air, without the power to survive the impact of landing

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The ability to teleport a maximum of two inches.

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The ability to pirate every song you want without getting caught. However, they can only be Justin Bieber songs

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The power to be invincible......... only when you are not in danger or harm.

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The power to knock yourself unconscious

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The abilty to give yourself 0 subscribers on youtube.

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The power to glow in the dark, but only during the day..

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The power for electronics to slowly deteriorate and completely break in just 6 months

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The power to give yourself the most intense orgasm of all time at will, but it only lasts for a millisecond.

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The power to break bones at will.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!