- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the ability to wake up on an elephant

The Power to float on water, except when you're wet..

the power to to deep fry anything deep fried

To be able to bend glass at will but if any of the glass breaks you break with it

time travel that ownly have 5 time before loose it

The power to ejaculate laser beams.

to be able to eat candybars and spit out diabetes

The power to not being able to go use the bathroom when you have to

the ability to solve paradoxes

The power to kill yourself with a piece of paper.

The power to stop a bullet from hitting someone you care about, once.

The power to smell whore

The power to shrink boobs

The power to turn a bear into a gopher.

The power of attracting lightning to your body, but not being imune to it.

Ability to be Austin Calhoun when hes sick

The power to kill someone with a knife

The power to shit without squinting.

The power to know when your sandwitch will be ready!

The power to rotten food.

The ability to have telekinesis on February the 30th

The power to fly at 0.00000000000000001mm off of the ground at a speed of 1 mile per hour whenever you desperately need the toilet.

The power to be Chuck Norris

The power to turn your navel upside down

Pointless Super Powers