- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to change any of your friend's name to Tom but only if their real name is Thomas.

The ability to know when, and which elevator door will open first.

The power to walk 1% faster.

The power to wish you had a power

The power to enlarge your penis to any size, but only you can see it.

you can summon raccoons, but all they do is piss on your shit

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The power to instantly kill anyone you start to love

The Power to enjoy Justin Beiber's music....

The power to make a watch that functions as a small phone and is named after a fruit. I would call it Applewatch.

the power to gain the intelligents of forest gump, but not the table tennis playing ability

The ability to know all the cheats/hacks for Half-Life 3.

The power to poop in the worst time ever and you cannot control it

The power to release the bogus

The power to turn into a magikarp

Invincibility, but you feel twice as much pain to everything

The power to think of a good super power right now.

The ability to fly, but only when there's no gravity.

The power to have a pointless superpower and after realizing that it's pointless

The power to do a wheelie on. Unicycle

The power to travel in time for 2 seconds

The power to see through walls, but only when you're in a glass room.

The power to pronounce the word "rural."

The power to make broccoli turn purple and give it eyes

Pointless Super Powers