- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to do a wheelie on. Unicycle

The power to heal but every time you heal your leg or arm falls off.

The power to move and run faster than anything slower than yourself.

The power to have perfect vision, but only in pitch black darkness

The power to look like Stephen Hawking but have none of his intelligence.

The power to speak a language only you can undeerstand

The power to remember the funniest thing in the world and have a full on laughing fit, as long as you are at a funeral.

the power to be immortal, but only temporally

The power to see through walls, but only when you're in a glass room.

The power to die after life has left you old and decrepit.

the power to shape shift to yourself

the ability to do see through any girl's clothes but you must be singing a Demi Lovato song at 76.786 Decibels EXACTLY!

The power to make broccoli turn purple and give it eyes

The power to magically generate drugs in your pockets, but only while being arrested or in a police station.

Strength to instantly kill anyone just by lightly tapping them, as long as they're physically stronger than you.

The superpower to die in a 1 second.

The ability to hear people's thoughts after they've already said them.

the power to defecate while standing up...

the power to be friends with Donald trump

The power to be the only homosexual in a house of 5 other people who are there for sex.

The power to turn invisible except for your fingers and toes.

the power to put paper to your nose and blow strange liqeud type substance into it.

the power to kill your self when you are not under any stress

power to permanently shrink one eye.

Pointless Super Powers