The power to be an idiot.

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the ability to make your eyes pop out.

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The power to know when to hold them, but not know when to fold them.

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The power to speak using their mouth

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The ability to turn into a tree in the amazon rain forest everytime you burn your pinky finger.

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The power to be so fast, that if you sprint forward you travel the whole world just in time to fuck yourself.

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The power to be powerless

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The power to open doors the opposite way they were made to open.

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The power to think of your death and then you die.

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The power to wait for the moment... TO THE NEXT WAITING MOMENT! And then the wait for the moment... FOR THE NEXT WAITING MOMENT

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The power to save all that time your new fast boil kettle has saved you

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The power to be able to vote for Donald Trump

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Power to sleep without eyelids

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The power to run like Nicolas Cage.

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The power to be anyone you want but your still a nobody

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The power to paint with all the colors of the wind!

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The power to turn Justin Bieber into a cat and kill him 9 times

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The power to smell inside of your own butt.

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To Read All The Pointless Superpowers And Imagine To Have them When Other people Are Thinking That Your A Crazy-Childish Person Role-Playing those Pointless Superpowers

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The power to make a baby stop crying for 1 second

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The ability to pull open push only doors

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The power to fly, but only in microgravity.

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the power to eat bread

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The power of always having small, thin clothes in the winter.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!