the power to fart for ten straight seconds with one second in between each fart.:)

The ability to breath in a complete vacuum, but not anywhere else

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The power to grow bigger, but never smaller.

the power to be the idiot who is reading this website instead being a person because they lost their souls after there ex dumped them and they turned into horny trans-gender whores

The power to shrink smaller than oxygen molecules.

The ability to telekinetically form crop circles in your own pubic hair.

The power to be a human

The Power to have a bowel movement.

The power to let someone control your dick

The power to see in the dark only when the lights are on

The power to imagine boobs whenever you want at any time

the power to find a websites that shows you pointless superpowers...

32% Levitation.

the power to wake up each mourning with a fast food joint mascot next to you saying "You were great last night"

The power to cry if you hear or see the word cry

The power to tap dance awesomely, but only when wearing bunny slippers.

the ability to only eat chocolate in months that do not have an "r" in them.

The power to instantaneously change the grain of wood

Have sex but not feel it

The power to talk to animals but only as they are attacking you

The ability to get shot, for real.

The power to find lost socks.

The ability to defy death... only when you commit suicide.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!