- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The ability to select which ad you want to be shown on any website, but only once per day.

THe power to whistle from your butthole but any time you do this your penis shrinks

The power to forget what pointless superpower you were going to write

power to kill dead ppl.

The power to turn into a rolly polly, but only twice a year and for 5 minutes each time

The power to move and run faster than anything slower than yourself.

The power to stand up and do what's right, save people, restore order, preserve life, maintain balance and create peace but the lack of motivation to do so.

The power to sense if an object is sharp.

The power to be mario for 10 seconds then you vomit shit for 17 hours. this happens every week.

The power to be light and stand against darkness. Moral: FU Destiny!

The power to draw a perfect circle

the power to die on command

the power to be a snail when ever you think a bout snails but you CANT transform back

the power to teleport to any place 1 centimeter away.

the ability to fall asleep in your bed and wake up In one of jigsaws rooms

the power to hope you get a job at the mall because they laid everybody off and sent the jobs off somewhere cheap

The power to see through glass

The power to wear the same clothes every day without them getting dirty.

The power to get shot when you're alone

the power to remotely jizz in someone's sock.

The ability to laugh one's ass off.

The power to become an extremely attractive straight man in only the presence of 83 year old homosexual men

The ability to be Edward Cullen

The power to hover 1 foot off of the ground.

Pointless Super Powers