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The superpower to run at the speed of light, without having the body to handle such unnatural extension... Moral: YOU CANT HANDLE THE...
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The power to make everyone think that having no power is the ultimate power so everyone thinks they're powerful when they realize they have no powers but you have one so you win
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Brazilian waxing via telepathy.
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the ability to make something that docent exists
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The power to ejaculate needles.
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the power to kill yourself
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the power to travel through in time, but only you when you are sleeping.
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the power to see the present
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The power to eat multiple things at a time
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The power to see as Stevie Wonder
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the power to turn a care package on black ops from dogs to ammo
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The power to erase your own existence.
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the power that will cut off your penis and just growing it back for every hour of your life
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The power to turn 12% invisible.
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the power to fly but only about 5 feet above the grove, and only after you fart
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The power of hearing peoples conversations but only on topics related to Shrek.
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The power to have horrible spelling while trying to write an ad for the pointless superpowers app.
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The power to read any captcha, but no longer be able to type.
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The ability to be completely bullet-proof as long as a bullet never hits you.
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the power to awesomely tap dance when you are angry.
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The power to see though Kashmir when people are around no wait that would be a good
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The power to give yourself a staticshock, every time you touch yourself.
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The power to steal other peoples powers but being the only person in the world with super powers.
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The ability to have any destructive power... As long as you use it on babies or old people.
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!