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make youself dumb
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The power to no sweat in the cold.
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The power to generate lottery numbers which don't win
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have the power of making chicken appear when your a vegan
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The ability to give yourself brain cancer at will
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The power to eat ass.
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The power to have no powers
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The power of absolutely flawless hindsight. -Credit to South Park
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the ability to cough musli in hot girls faces
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The power to row 1 inch shorter but can't grow 1 inch taller
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Ability to sense moon cycle based on libido.
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Acid pee
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The power to have amazing breath, but only if you brush your teeth first.
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The power to throw a Boomerang and it always hit your head.
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The ability to read. No wait that is actually helpful. Never mind.
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The power to automatically attach yourself to any active fireworks.
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The power to find the end of the sticky tape
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The power to walk upside down but only when you're in Australia.
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The power to fill up your HP, but only when it's full.
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The power to heal yourself when your not hurt
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The ppwer to say SHAZAM, Then someone says wat?
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The ability to sh*t actual bricks.
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The power to lose body parts by merely thinking about losing said parts coupled together with worry. I.e. I hope I don't lose my testicles.... Damn-it!!
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The power to breathe out when you need to breathe in and vice versa.
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!