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Are You A Zombie?

  • That'd be kinda useful if you were like a researcher or something.

  • That would be an Amazing power for me

  • my sister is mentally disabled and is nonverbal... so it would actually be useful.

  • Just because someone cannot express themselves verbally doesn't mean they can't express themselves mentally look at Stephan Hawking that man is one of the most brilliant minds of the 20 century regardless of his physical disability

  • well, that's retarded

  • Am I the only one who thought of Rainman? All the other savants? Exploit ALL the mentally disabled smart people!

  • Uh.....this is an awesome superpower, really useful for disabled people who turn nonverbal. Also, some with disabilities could have different perspectives and could be child prodigies or something so....

  • You could read the joker's mind

  • Technically, if you look at the list of mental disibilities, most people will have at least one. So this power would be VERY useful.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!