The power to slightly moisten objects.

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Are You A Zombie?

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    Sounds like my ex-boyfriend.

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    what about laptops? they fritz out when wet. WABAM. i guess you could just carry around a glass of water for that though oh well \m/(>.

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    This is from Dr. Horrible's Sign-Along Blog.. he's called Moist

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    Oh, I don't know. Moisture causes rot and oxidation over time. Electricity doesn't really like moisture either.

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    But if someone were to detonate a bomb, you could smell it and get everyone out...

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    I'm glad someone made the Dr. horrible Sing Along reference before me. :)

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