Sounds like my ex-boyfriend.

but not women

the power to fart every milisecond a year

Oh, I don't know. Moisture causes rot and oxidation over time. Electricity doesn't really like moisture either.

what about laptops? they fritz out when wet. WABAM. i guess you could just carry around a glass of water for that though oh well \m/(>.

But if someone were to detonate a bomb, you could smell it and get everyone out...

This is from Dr. Horrible's Sign-Along Blog.. he's called Moist

yeah... sounds like licking it

I'm glad someone made the Dr. horrible Sing Along reference before me. :)

The power to die when your already dead

I'm glad someone made the Dr. horrible Sing Along reference before me. :)

The power too be you And look like you And also sound like you And be yourrself

Iol

gggg