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Are You A Zombie?

  • Correction; WATCH OUT FOR THAT BEAR THATS ON FIRE AND HAS A GUN!

  • Easy to get rich with: hold grenade, pull trigger, not die. Also would make it easy to get hired by the Mythbusters.

  • YES AIDS IMMUNITY FTW!!

  • that still saves us from infection desises knives drowning old age stds zombie bites

  • The Power To Have The Power To Have The Power To Hav..

  • this is a really good power this means, among other things, that you cannot catch cold, or could be the best say, boxer in the world

  • You guys just wait for the shotgun fire bears.

  • If you ever get a time machine. Youd be walking around Hiroshima trolling them.

  • Bet the bank a million dollars you can jump off the empire state building and survive.

  • Sucks if u live in Alaska

  • shit would be useful, mang.

  • This would be an INCREDIBLY USEFUL superpower. Most of the things people die of are not any of the above.

  • As long as I avoid being shot, burned, and mauled, I would be invincible.

  • The Power To Leave A Like, Subscribe And Share This With A Friend! And Without Further Ado, Let Us Start The Dankiness!

  • Very useful. All you need is bulletproof and fireproof armor and you can be almost immortal.

  • WATCH OUT FOR THAT BEAR WITH A GUN! also, fire.

  • specifically bears? XD

  • This isn't actually pointless.

  • Cool, I can't drown :)

  • Being immune to bullets, fire and bears would be a more pointless superpower than being immune to everything except those three things. You could get through life extremely well so long as you avoid getting shot, being burned and pissing off wild bears.

  • Yeah you'd also be like metal if you got bit by a shark.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!