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Are You A Zombie?

  • If you ever get a time machine. Youd be walking around Hiroshima trolling them.

  • specifically bears? XD

  • shit would be useful, mang.

  • YES AIDS IMMUNITY FTW!!

  • The power to be blind while closing your eyes

  • this is a really good power this means, among other things, that you cannot catch cold, or could be the best say, boxer in the world

  • Easy to get rich with: hold grenade, pull trigger, not die. Also would make it easy to get hired by the Mythbusters.

  • WATCH OUT FOR THAT BEAR WITH A GUN! also, fire.

  • You guys just wait for the shotgun fire bears.

  • well this is genuinely good power

  • Thats still rather good, depending on which part of the world your in, say Texas compared to Wales, one has alot more guns than the other. And well unless your a hunter, or live in fuck off no where, you most likely wont find any bears. And fire, well dont be a twat and run into a campfire.

  • Correction; WATCH OUT FOR THAT BEAR THATS ON FIRE AND HAS A GUN!

  • Cool, I can't drown :)

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  • As long as I avoid being shot, burned, and mauled, I would be invincible.

  • Being immune to bullets, fire and bears would be a more pointless superpower than being immune to everything except those three things. You could get through life extremely well so long as you avoid getting shot, being burned and pissing off wild bears.

  • Sucks if u live in Alaska

  • Very useful. All you need is bulletproof and fireproof armor and you can be almost immortal.

  • that still saves us from infection desises knives drowning old age stds zombie bites

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!