The ability to fart inwards.

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To be waterproof but only when your not wet

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The power to time travel only a Planck second into the future.

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The power to predict the past.

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The power to not be able to reach the top shelf.

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The power to be a dog, with Herpes, that smells like farts.

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The power to create all the powers on this site

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The power to breathe under water, but only when you're asleep.

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The power to sleep but only when its past midnight

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The Power to look mildly far away but only with something on your face to help you see

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The power to create little lightning bolts, but only by peeing on a electrical device, you can create little tiny lightning bolts.

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Being able to shapeshift into a grandpa then not being able to turn back until next year

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The ability to know exactly where every Canadian penny within 5 feet of you is.

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The power to be able to make yourself catch on fire, but not be fire proof...

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My power is the strange and rare ability to produce nonsens....Sometime i steal, rip what i like...an newbe loan from others, an artist steal and know how to fuse it as new since all is repetition...Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana. So...

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The power to understand math.

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The power to know when someone around you is about to sneeze but not the specific person

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MARIAN PRICE ISN'T DEAD BUT SOME SAY SHE'S DEAD INSIDE

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The power to explode by yelling ALLAH FORGIVE MEEEEEEEEEE! (Bonus: you always appear on Al Jazeera when you blow yourself up)

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The power to barely touch anything in space and time, but only with the pointer finger on your not dominant hand.

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The ability to create very weak wifi with a 1000000 character password.

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The power to get the most rated pointless superpowers post

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A book on how to solve a paradix

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The power to add a minus to your bank account balance.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!