The characteristic that every competition in which you prefer one competitor over the other ends in a tie. So you never lose, but you never win either.

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The power to eat carrot cake, then die 12 seconds

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The power to go through open windows

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the power to give anyone an incurable disease

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the power to be able to shoot death lazers but only at people you want alive

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The power to fly, but only on the moon

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The power to be illiterate when you open a book.

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The power to think about useless power

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The power to know when a painting is crooked but it only works if the painting is noticeably crooked.

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The power to take a pill without drinking anything.

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The power to turn into a parking lot.

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The ability to go to the time and place where you are going to die.

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The power to draw a perfect circle

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The power to sh!t using your mind.

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The power to only use yahoo.com

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The ability to dislike on any form of social media, but only if you are looking cross-eyed at your pinky finger while listening to a mashup of Justin Beiber and One Direction.

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The power to fight inanimate objects that pose no threat to you

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The power to poke

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Gay mens power to making straight women like them...

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A power that makes your shits 10 times larger

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The abilitie to lick your elbow.

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The power for everyone to believe you, but only if you are telling the truth.

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The power to know what Erika is!

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The power to taste anything you look at, except for food. Nothing edible counts...

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!