The power to think of hilarious intensely racist jokes, but only at Black Lives Matter protests.

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the ability to make a banana talk uncontrollably to itself but only when people around it are high. the ability to make a banana momentarily stop talking. the ability to allow a banana to sing uncontrollably songs strictly about being a banana, previously sung by a mammal. the ability to write funny things but only about banana(s).

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The power to be invisible to the motion sensor cameras above automatic doors

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The power to make anyone have Donald Trump's hair.

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The power to see through walls when standing near a person whose first name is flopalopgas.

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You have the power to stop bullets from hitting you for a minute but after the minute is up the bullet will still hit you

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the power to fall asleep while being awake

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The ability to peel potatoes with your mind.

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To sumon a cheeto named bill every time you say cow.

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The power to walk as fast as a tortoise, but only when its raining..

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The power to survive a car crash only if it's between 9 and 9.30 am.

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The power to break your pinkie fingers every time you look at them.

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The power to fly, but you have to wee every 5 seconds.

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The power to make coins appear behind people's ears.

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The power to emit a password protected wi-fi signal, but only while you sleep.

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The power to make people think that having no powers is the greatest.power of all

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The power to manage Chelsea FC

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The power to run if you have no legs

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The power to fly only when in a car.

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The power to be socially impenetrive.

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The power to make objects slightly furry

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The power to not have powers that arent pointless but then you realize your a normal human bein then you just think hey mabey I can be like Batman but then also you were like hey why am I not a multi-billionaire . After this all you find out you have the power to wake up at 12 pm only while using a alarm clock set for 7 am

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How 'bout the power to move you? - Wonderboy

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The power to be really angry, all the time, for no actual reason.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!