The power to turn into a tree.

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The power to find treasure, when you try to look for it.

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The power to- Hey, I'm really happy fo' you, but the Power Rangers are the greatest heroes of all time!

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The power to have a boner every time people sneeze.

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The power to eat anything edible 0.25x quicker!!!!

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the power to die on a cross and come back to life 3 days later

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Having the ability to drink bleach and not die. You only get really sick.

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The power look at this post -yeah it's completely pointless

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The power turn a $100 bill Into a single $1 bill

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the power to be a fury............-_-

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the power to stand awkwerdly in one place for a long time

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The power of eating but only when you're dead

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The power to shoot a gun without bullets but only at yourself.

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ODOYLE RULES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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The ability to scull down endless amounts of softdrink without vomiting

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The power to automaticly teleport over a cliff only when you are within 12.36 lightyears from one

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The power to move 1 vein slightly to the left, but only if you moved to an apartment on the 29th of February (in any leap year).

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The power to control hummingbirds.

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The power to empty your bladder without going to the restroom but only when you really have to poop and it is trying to force its way out.

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the ability to fly under water unless your wet

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The power to change any text in sight from US to British spelling.

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the ability to fly- but only indoors

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The power to cough, but only at funerals, and speeches

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The power of your girlfriend's will

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!