The power to fly but only in closed spaces

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The ability to sleep for 15 straight hours and still feel exhausted...thank you mono.

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The ability to pee freshly-made Japanese rice noodles.

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The power to have bad breath after you brushed your teeth.

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The ability to make your handwriting invisible when nobody is reading it

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The power to fart and smell like shit and not be shit.

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The power to hover 10 nanometers off the ground.

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The power to chuck dead babies from a bridge

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The ability to crap out acid once every month.

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The ability to constantly touch yourself.

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The power to stick huge Cactus`s up you`re ass and spit them out as beautiful flowers.

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the power to destroy galaxies but only when drunk or high

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The power to think of pointess facts at any given moment

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The Power of cheese

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The ability to fly but only for 5 seconds and when you are on an oily floor in tube socks being chased by 10 Puerto Rican woman.

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the power to frow up when your not sick.

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the power to never have to fill out captchas

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The power to heal people. But only sometimes and after you got a medical education.

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the power to save Chinese people... who needs um?

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The power to turn your self into a rock that is being thrown into a volcano.

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Have sex but not feel it

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The power to play all Videogames you want, but you have to pay the original price for them.

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the power to walk in lava and fire unless you are hot

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The power to fly only when in contact with the ground

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!