The power to fart 5 times bigger

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The power to become severely depressed and suicidal whenever you feel the slight sensation of happiness.

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The power to see through objects, thus not seeing anything.

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Being able to fly.... in the water.

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The power to be an artistic genius during a math test.

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The power to turn food into human waste.

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The ability of making your Windows go blue-screened

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the power to fly indoors

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the power to wake up each mourning with a fast food joint mascot next to you saying "You were great last night"

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The power to focus with extreme power, only on your own focus though... Moral: Inception.

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The power to agree to the "Terms of Service" without actually reading them.

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the power to think like a sumo wrestler between 2:30 and 3:30 am on thursdays

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The power to regulate your body temperature at about 98 degrees at all times.

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The power of evolving a cancer cell everytime you blink

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The ability to breath fire through your mouth but only when your mouth is closed.

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The power to be incredibly stupid only when answering exams.

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the power to become friends with a plastic box

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The power to forget what pointless superpower you were going to write

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The Power To Poop on Command.

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The power to shoot string cheese out of your fingers.

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The power to break your bones on command.

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The power to transform into a arab guy with a turban and long beard each time you enter an airport.

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The power to bleed an unlimited amount of blood, but on in front of deadly animals.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!