The power to jizz in your pants when you eat a grape.

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The power of losing your power in the most crucial moment

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The power spite flower

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The power of turning on the lights without touching the switch but only when its daytime

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The power to have all your friends leave you

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The power to eat your own face.. the one time

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The power to go your nose hair by 3 inches every 3 hours

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The super power to kill yourself at will

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The power to walk on water, but only if it contains exactly 0.25 ppm of Aluminum.

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The power to turn into wood by rubbing salt on yourself

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The power to be always able to blame others when you fart.

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The power to write a country song

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the power make tomatoes turn green.

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The power to make guns appear in the hands of people who are enraged at you.

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The power to ?-1.

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power to type using my head.. .because my fingers are there

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The power to walk after about 6 months of age.

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The power to see as Stevie Wonder

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The power to absorb your hair into your body and the burp up a bottle of shampoo and you have to do this once a day or your eyes and ears and mouth and nose will liquify for a day.

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The power to make thing look blurry for your self

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the power to make youtube videos buffer twice as fast on your iPhone.

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the ability turn off your super ability.....

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The power to know what Willis is talking about.

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The power to have unlimited characters in youtube comments

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!