The power to be well feed for a day, after you eat. Dinner

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The power to be able to get bobble heads that instantly disappear after 0000000000000000.1 seconds

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The power to sleep anytime your tired

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Going through obejects but cant move

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The power to become erect at the sight of a man's butthole, oh wait thats just liam flanagan

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The pointless superpower to point any where and one of those bouncy castles appear.

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The power to sound like a 12 year old while playing call of duty

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The power to make a watch that functions as a small phone and is named after a fruit. I would call it Applewatch.

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The power to be afraid of horses.

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The power to be able to fall asleep instantly

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The ability to open your window, and shout retarded things at your neighbors. "HEY! MY ASH SMELLS LIKE BANANAS!"

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The ability to hear the opinions of inanimate objects.

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The power to see even though you can already see.

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The power to get to the end of Temple Run

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the power to predict the future 3 minutes later.

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The ability to push "pull" doors, and pull "push" doors.

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The ability to perpetually masturbate.

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The ability to teleport 1 step forward at will at a walking pace.

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The power to see other peoples dreams.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!