The power to notice when things are photoshopped.

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The power to taste the 2% that's real juice

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the power of becoming a ginger.

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the power to see through windows

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the power to itch your teeth

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the power to fly, but only at the speed of light you, for less than 1 second, but you must land at the exact same spot you started and your mind cannot comprehend anything any differently than a normal human

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The ability to travel back in time when and where there was a major plague- bringing only the clothes you are wearing.

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The ability to break & unbreak every bone in your body at will

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the power to destroy the planet you are standing on

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The power to Punch holes in Mountains, Only Mountains and nothing else.

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The power to steal other people's pointless superpowers.

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The power to have sex with anyone, but only if they are older than 65

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the power to nap instantly, but only when you're tired.

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The Power to be more useless then the most useless object in the world.

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the power to become phil collins, but only after peter gabrial left

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The power to not have any power at all

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The power to flap your arms uncontrollably every time a hot girl walks past you.

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The power to spell words incorrectly when speaking.

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The power to know all the answers to life after you are fatally wounded.

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The power to fall down stairs sooner than you should have.

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The power to write pointless superpowers

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The power to inhale beverages through your genitals.

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the ability to duct tape an alarm clock to the side of your head

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The power to die at will, and you can only do it once.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!