The power to escape reality by entering the magical land of skyrim via your PS3.

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The power to have your mother suck your dick dry as long as there is any sperm in your balls.

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the power to give yourself cancer that you can't get rid of

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The power to turn into a pineapple that can teleport into a persons stomach while they're eating spaghetti with meatballs that arent meatball but instead tofuballs that are flavoured as battery acid that have been poisned with pikachu pee that pikachu drank from a pond with whale corpses that died because of a pine apple that was in a persons stomach while they're eating spaghetti with meatballs that arent meatball but instead tofuballs that are flavoured as battery acid that have been poisned with pikachu pee that pikachu drank from a pond with whale corpses that died.

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The power to pick something up and stay the same.

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The power to be great at math but forget how to breathe.

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Being immortal but not being able to eat food and you always feel horrible, but your body heals you every day so you get more pain every day.

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The power to moves in slow motion.

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The power to sleep but only when its past midnight

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The power to die when you do Anything!!!

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See through invisible people

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The power to read View Terms of Services

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The power to shoot glue from your penis

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The superpower to have a superpower

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The power to be away from the Internet without getting bored.

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The ability to read braile.

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The power to eat three times a day.

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The power of being able to rotate in non-rotatable chairs.

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The power to attract any women you like by ripping of your junk.

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the power to half transform to something.

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The power of throwing back grenades

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The power to cum extremely hard inside you`re mother.

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The power of reading the entire terms of service and understand it in less than 10 hrs.

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The power to jump, but only on the ground.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!