the power not eat more than one pringel.

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The power to solve any mathematical question, but getting frozen immediately, and forget everything when melted out.

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for every time you get emotionally hurt part of you body actually decompose and die.

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the ability to know what the fox say

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The power to get addicted to any drug ever unless you constantly use them.

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The power to change the channel with your mind, but only to the Weather Network.

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The power to summon a green Hippo that would mush up your poop in your toilet. Oddly, the superpower is only able to be summonded one a year, sorry.

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The pewer to mistype the power, this time in non reverse.

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The ability to not be able to say you have an ability

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The power to fly but only when your eyes are closed.

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The power to demand people to thumb you down! (That would make this pointless power even more pointless, which deserves a thumbs up... but...) Moral: THUMB ME DOWN! NAO!

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the power of make your leg invisible

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The power to learn only at school.

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the power to win the crying game

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The power to travel through time to get through school but then fail at life.

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Th powr to typ th 5th lttr.

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The power to go forward through time to a second from now. I wonder if I still be in this world then when I use that power though.

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The power to troll everyone... only to realise you were trolled by a liar fairy

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The power to change the colour of your appendix

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The power to seduce anyone you do not want.

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The power to only be able to breath when you have absorbed the soul of a mythical dragon.

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The power to notice when things are photoshopped.

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the power of becoming a ginger.

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The power to taste the 2% that's real juice

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!