- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the ability to enjoy school

The power to write sentences without periods Get it? A POINTLESS super power? LAWL

The power to autocorrect without using autocorrect.

The power to regulate your body temperature at about 98 degrees at all times.

you can talk to dust but they dont respond in a language you can understand

The ability to teleport a maximum of two inches.

Supreme pre-mature ejaculation.

The power to not respond to gravity (only when you're in space).

Change the outcome of Disney movies 3 years before they come out.

The power to unwillingly turn into a girl when you have sex with your girlfriend or turn into a guy when you have sex with your boyfriend.

The power to turn on a hot flash, but only when it's 80 degrees out.

The power to reverse walk backwards.

The ability to anticipate the release of half-life three. Sidenote: Goes hand in hand with the ability to bathe in your own tears.

to walk 5 miles at 0.0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 miles per hour

The power to eat food

The power to see thru windows and turn door knobs.

to be able to lift any weight of feathers

The power to fly but only when touching the ground

The power to grow back your nails 2 seconds after you pick them.

The ability to fart with out smellling it only the others around you

The power to exude spaghetti from your pockets, which is never stopped. The spaghetti keeps coming. Out of your pockets. Spaghetti everywhere.

The ability to smooth a criminal

The ability to not finish sen...

The power to move 1 vein slightly to the left, but only if you moved to an apartment on the 29th of February (in any leap year).

Pointless Super Powers