- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to eat just 1 Lays potato chip

The power to control hummingbirds.

The power to piss your pants whenever you want.

I'm a giant di

the power to talk to animals but only when it means stealing your ice cream

The power to watch Netflix instead of writing a thesis paper.

The power to make sweet love to your mother just by caressing her between the legs for a while.

The power to type random pointless powers on a website for pointless powers.

The power to teleport all gold to criminals and or teleport criminals to gold

The power to be HUMAN

i love to make shit brix

power to turn into a shark in zoo cages

The ability to transform yourself into a Turkey but only with a brain larger than the head of a turkey. Note: People will become happy if they eat you for christmas.

The power to have ABSOLUTELY anything you want!... ...As long as that absolutely anything you want happens to be a pile of premium fresh horsecrap... Moral: This made myself lol, so it probably has 16 red thumbs by now YAY!!!!!!!!

The power to open any door with no lock on it.

The ability to read minds, but it can only be your own.

The Power to float on water, except when you're wet..

the power to be able to switch tabs on your computer two seconds after your parents walk in the room

The power to understand the farmer in Hot Fuzz.

The power to fly downwards but only go down when there is a hole

The power to turn freshwater into saltwater

The ability to teleport a maximum of two inches.

the ability to enjoy school

The power to pee, REALLY LOUD.

Pointless Super Powers