The power to hear a "SSSSSSSS" sound, then be blown up.

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The power to fight Chuck Norris... and lose.

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The ability to pronounce the word "rural."

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The power to kill anyone who is 4 seconds away from certain death

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The power to stare directly at the sun

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The power of being able to punch everything so hard that it explodes.........BUT you are not resistant to the explosions.

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The power to not be funny

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The power to write pointless superpowers

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The power to levitate, but only after exactly 10 hours of sleep and you have to be wearing a tin foil bathing suit.

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The power to make whatever it is you see and/or think about into cotton candy.

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the power to spawn goosebumps when ever you want

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The power to be invisible to only yourself.

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the power to run at the speed of light, but you have no protection from the air friction so you'll burn up and die.

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The power to stare at deckchairs without blinking

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Having six fingers but only on your left hand when you are trying to wear gloves

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The power to smell anything you look at, but you can't turn it off.

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Invisibility, when no one is looking.

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the power to wake up 2 seconds before your alarm.

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The power to melt chocolate at room temperature.

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The power to turn invisible, in pitch darkness

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The abilty to think Justin Beiber is talented.

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The power to have rotten teeth until you go to the dentist's.

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The ability to fool other drivers on the road into thinking that you are a car-sized mouse.

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The power to breath under water but only if you're holding your breath

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!