- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to melt your bones

The power to display emotions at will

The power to fly but only when you are in a winged aircraft.

the power to get struck by lightning at will.

The power to only like foods that are at least two different colors, but only on Thursdays. All the other days are whatever you wanna eat :D

The abilitie to tell whether or not the light on a fridge is on or off...

the power to look directly at the sun only if it is on the other side of the earth

The ability to turn into a melting crayon for $20

The ability to run super fast, but you don't have legs.

the power to use "YOLO" as an excuse to do retarded things

the power to be friends with Donald trump

The power of unlimited strength...but you have regular bone density

The power to die on the spot and not revive

The power to cry whole bananas grown in Brazil.

The power to shit yourself on a really hot day with no change of underwear

The ability to teleport 0.00000000000000007 seconds in the past

The power to change the colour of your right index finger

The power to shriek so loud your own eardrums cause nuclear explosions

The power to forget what your superpower is

the power of being yourself

the power to walk thorugh a door if its lcosed

the power to have access to unlimited porn but your parents never leave the room

the power not eat more than one pringel.

The power to grab a cats face

Pointless Super Powers