the power for you skin to be invisible...........but not your, muscles, or bones, or blood, or brain, or hair, or nails.....

thumb_up thumb_down -11

the power to emit free wifi which the signal strength varies by your erection.

thumb_up thumb_down -11

THE POWER TO TYPE IN ALL CAPS WITHOUT PRESSING THE BUTTON

thumb_up thumb_down -11

The power to die at will, and you can only do it once.

thumb_up thumb_down -11

The power to stop a bullet from hitting someone you care about, once.

thumb_up thumb_down -13

the power to have an idea..

thumb_up thumb_down -13

The Ability to remove your penis and grow a new one. the old penis will grow roots and become a penis tree. A lovely addition to any home.

thumb_up thumb_down -13

The power to be a gamer

thumb_up thumb_down -13

the power to see through clothes in a gay bar.

thumb_up thumb_down -15

The power to have a %90 chance of dying every single second.

thumb_up thumb_down -15

The power to be a Fox News anchor with something actually coherent to say.

thumb_up thumb_down -15

The power to pee out of your nose and drink out of your ears

thumb_up thumb_down -15

The power to jump 1 centimeter higher than you usually can

thumb_up thumb_down -15

The ability to know when men have erections

thumb_up thumb_down -15

The ability to not freak out when your mom calls you

thumb_up thumb_down -15

The power to see John Cena.

thumb_up thumb_down -17

The ability to eat anything except for food

thumb_up thumb_down -17

The power to only be able to mind control goldfish one at a time

thumb_up thumb_down -17

The power to permanently shorten your own penis

thumb_up thumb_down -17

The power to go your nose hair by 3 inches every 3 hours

thumb_up thumb_down -21

The power to make any girl hate you

thumb_up thumb_down -21

The power to transport yourself back in time to when the universe began!

thumb_up thumb_down -21

The ability to make all the world's coffee lukewarm.

thumb_up thumb_down -21

the power to speak fluent clingon, but only to the non-metally disabled

thumb_up thumb_down -23

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!