The superpower to speak from to anybody's asshole.

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The power to fly only one inch off the ground

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The power to die whenever you want.

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The power to understand the purpose of live, and every other world mystery, exactly .5 of a second before you die.

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The power of love

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the power to become friends with a plastic box

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The power to move 1 vein slightly to the left, but only if you moved to an apartment on the 29th of February (in any leap year).

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The power to do nothing.

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A power level of under 9000.

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power to eat through your but

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The power that when you sit down you fall through the seat

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The power to jump into a puddle of pigs and scream: "Alllah is great" and the go home and have some nive frosted flakes.

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The power to piss your pants when ever a vowel is pronounced.

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The power to have the strength of 50 old people

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The power to jump 3% higher than the average human,

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MARIAN PRICE ISN'T DEAD BUT SOME SAY SHE'S DEAD INSIDE

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The power to revert to a six year old and teleport to the closest pedophile guild

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The power to make other people hold their breath.

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The power to be AMAZING in bed, but only when you're having sex with a midget over the age of 40.

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The power to levitate mustard.

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the ability to un-dank any meme

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boo

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The ability to know when, and which elevator door will open first.

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The power of always having small, thin clothes in the winter.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!