The power to be invisable when your dead

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The power to not be able to touch any living thing.

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The power to swim on land.

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The Power To Be Sent Back To Your Exam's And Then Getting All The Answers Wrong Making Your Intermittent Future A Dream And Your Mansion A Tent.

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The power to walk through walls, but get stuck half way!

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The ability to type with your penis on your smart phone during a video chat.

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the power to make faces at the blind

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Having perfect 20-20 vision, only when wearing glasses.

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The ability to poop glue.

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the power to see everything as if it were a 1 year olds dralling.

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The power to breath under water, while your in a submarine.

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The power to fly in tornadoes

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the power to solve any problem and answer any question or equation, you just have to read all books known to mankind.

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the power to change people socks on command

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to not blink for 5 seconds

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The power to lose body parts by merely thinking about losing said parts coupled together with worry. I.e. I hope I don't lose my testicles.... Damn-it!!

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the power to teleport but then immediatly cr@p your pants

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the power to predict Justin Beiber's next album

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The ability to see women naked, but only if they weigh 400 pounds or more.

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The power to die

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the power to cancel your powers wich is the power thats cancelling powers.

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The power to be afraid of movies that are not scary

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The ability to talk really loud on your phone while in public areas.

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The power to swallow instead of spit

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!