The power to Shape shift into Bread. No consciousness of any kind, just bread, unable to change back.

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to be only be able to walk for 0.0183874662 ever 11.204882884832 days

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the power to be an incest pedo called jack sanders.

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The power to say things twice. The power to say things twice.

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The power to eat socks

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The power to survive at absolute zero

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The ability to freeze-frame yourself. Forever.

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The power to give automatically give all your money to a Nigerian businessman for a special investment opportunity

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The power to be first on any form of media (youtube powers).

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The ability to police irony

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power to send mind messages to people but nobody listens to you

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The ability to look at someone and die.

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the power to turn everthing you touch into to some form of pork but you are an orthodox jew

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The power to be able to study seriously, but still be clueless when test day arrives.

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the power to watch youtube when there is no internet

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the power to read your own mind

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The power to punch anyone as hard as you want but get hit with the same force in your genitals

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The power to get any car you want but once it runs out of gas you have to get a new one and can not be the same model.

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The power to spontaneously poop every time you see a sheep.

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The power to break the tip of a pencil every time you blink

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The power to use internet explorer at a moderate working speed

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The power to create a unicorn online.

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lol

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the power to do a backflip but only if you break your neck in the process

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!