the power to hear a dog whistle

The power of having a short attention sp-- Ooh shiny!

the power to perminately bring jade goody back from the dead

The power to get an A+ on every test- but you need to study for 5 hours or so ahead of time

The power to come up with the most funny joke ever made but forget the punch-line when ever you try to tell someone.

the power to turn into a piece of paper

the power to emit air through your mouth and nose.....

The power to know the end of every movie ever.

The power to telepathically open umbrellas, only open and only umbrellas.

the power to shoot fireballs only when your underwater

The ability to invent a new language that no one else will ever learn.

The power to see through walls, but not through air.

The Power to touch MC Hammer

being abel to turn off your thinking (not back on)

power to eat 500000 big macs in a day

The power to eat McDonald's in Wendy's.

the power to think of useless super powere like this one

Power to turn off your computer randomly. You cannot controll that power.

The ability to control Do-Do Birds

the power to fly, but only 1 inch over the ground

the power to permanently change your name to Graham

The power to tolerate Justin Bieber.

the power to jump, but only on any surface

The power to find spare change in the sofa

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!