- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to poop every 5 minutes

The ability to break the fourth wall. Thank you for reading this pointless super power, please like it.

The ability to instantly make all your clothes vanish but only when you're in a job interview

the power to have super strength but only wile you are sleeping,

The power to have one eyebrow!?

The power to laugh when you tickle your feet

The power to metabolize any radioactive material in your body into arsenic.

The power to be on mars. Not survive, not go between mars and earth. You could just instantaneously be on mars, then probably die.

The power get everyone's attention by jerking off in public

The power to never be cold, but only when it is above 80 degrees.

the power to distinguish gays from not gays..

The power to finish right before you start (If you know what I mean)

The power to have intense orgasms, but only if you choke yourself.

The power to make awesome school lunch for the kids!

The power to make water expire.

the power to sleep with any woman, unless your a man

the power to open doors that are unlocked

Which superpower would you rather have? 1. The ability to fly 2. Invisibility 3.The ability to make people climax sexually with your mind

The ability to cross the Do Not Cross tape at crime scenes

The power to create mysterious stains on your clothes.

The power to die at will

The power to do nothing at all without getting bored or tired.

The ability to not slip on banana peels

To be able to make a pencil dull... Get it it point less!!!!!

Pointless Super Powers