power to fart through your mouth

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The power to believe I type actual morals. Moral: At horsehead network? Now please go look for prostitutes at a church or astronauts under the sea you fucklng ass and blahblah!

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the power to smell the insisde of your own nose

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The power to inhale coins without dying.

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The power to jump 100 feet in the air and have bones made of glass.

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The ability to count to potato

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The power to walk on water for one second and then fall in

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The power to create a vaporization beam that removes one atom per second.

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The power to transform your foreskin into rusty iron.

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The power to make Dylan Zona trip on everything when he walks and falls face first I to a pile of shit

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The power to know everyone's name before you meet them but you say it wrong every time

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The Power to Fail in Failing

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The power to write the top rated Pointless Superpower.

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The power to grow the pinky nail of your right hand

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Harnessing Homoeopathic wisdom.

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The power to die

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The power to blink 1.0000000000001 times faster than the average human.

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The power to read your own mind

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The power to transform money into a foreign currency of lesser value.

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the power to enter this website into your favorites page, so you can look up other pointless super powers in times of danger

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The ability to see through blind peoples eyes

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The power to poop standing up

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The power to never be surprised when the toaster goes off.

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The power to creat your own superpower that's by the way. POINTLESS

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!