The power to "smell what the Rock is cooking"

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To change your eye colour when ever you want

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The power to run half as fast as whoever is chasing you.

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the power to summon a massive midget

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The ability to transform in to a glass of water

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The ability to be heard in space

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the power to eat cheese 24/7

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The power to change your urine to any color

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The power to fly, shapeshift, lift very heavy objects, teleport, and heal injuries every year only on the 31st of June

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The Power to f*** her right in the p***y!!

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The Power to fart extremely loudly every time your in a crowd.

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The power to punch with the force of hulk ... But Die instintly

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The ability to turn your fingers into angry bears without you being able to control them

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The power to summon fire with the use of a match

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the power to hover an inch above the ground once every month.

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The power to pronounce the word "rural."

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the power to uncontrolably shoot bananas out of your hands

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The power to become famous on vine

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The power to think your dreams are real.

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The power to start typing a sentance and then start writing another way to save on your car insurance is to take the The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start to write a book about a magic trick that reveals cards

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The power to give people std's during intercourse

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The power to make food slightly smaller.

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The power to do something as powerful as thin air

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The power to jump 1 inch higher.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!