The power to make something cold when you put it in the fridge

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The power to have a pointless superpower and after realizing that it's pointless

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The power to never be old but died at young age

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The power to teleport 13,000,000,000 lightyears but not be able to return.

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power to drop the soap in the jail shower room

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the power to see through windows.;.

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The power to read the minds of sandwhiches.

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The power to surround yourself in fire, but only when you're underwater.

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The ability to change the color of your poop

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The power to assassinate already-dead leaders

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The power to eat anything, but always vomit 15 minutes later.

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The power to make anything money related to disappear.

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Most of Gods powers part 2: Let us pretend that God really created everything... including sin right? God: Jebus, I want you to go down to earth and receive torture of legendary proportions, and die. Jebus: Why? God: To remove sin... Jebus: Uh... cant you just remove it? God replies either: 1. Yeah but ill be more fun this way, ill have you killed just to show you are not mortal anyways lol troll! 2. No, Sin is more powerful than me, so you better go die to not really die, relax... 3. Son, my ways are mysterious, "thunderstorm scares Jebus to go down) Moral disclaimer: God can be anyone`s God, and Jebus is not to be confused with the completely different Jesus. I mean every God out there and Jebus is simply a name I put instead of whoever prophet your religion has, so I really insulted everyone religious. Moral: (the other was a disclaimer) Religion is written by men... drunk men... now go eat your bread and drink your wine... and you shall become like Jebus... tortured and crucified? To show the world you are immortal? Side effects: Alcholism and all that follows, including a quicker death... to prove your immortality? (Hypnosis is powerful shit, especially when you are drunk, take it from a experienced hypnotist)

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power to transform into a dick with legs

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The power to think your dreams are real.

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the power to see everyone as a tree

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The power to grow nipples all over your body at will

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The power to slightly disfigure anything made out of macaroni.

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The power to do a hand stand with your feet

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the ability to see as well as stevie wonder

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An extra set of eyes...in your scrotum

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The power to sneeze out of your mouth and cough out of your nose.

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Power to make it rain sideways.

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The power to answer trivia questions, but only being able to do so in a loud, aggressive voice.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!