- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to fly, with a string atachted to you

The power to only sit down and not stand up.

The power to be Obama when he's not president anymore

the power to sing amazingly but only when someone is 158,00000000000 times louder

The power to be born again

the power to jizz money

The power to turn your navel upside down

The power to know if someone in China eats Rice

The ability to die instantly

The power to jump several thousand feet in the air, without the power to survive the impact of landing

The ability to teleport a maximum of two inches.

the ability to turn into justin bieber, but they can only say i like you very much

The power to smell feces from a mile away.

The power to play a snippet of Darude-Sandstorm whenever you inhale or exhale.

The power to lose all your limbs

The ability to control the universe everytime you lick your own elbow!

The power to clone yourself, except all your clones become Catholic priests. Moral: "Mommy! It was HE who touched me!"

The power to die,but only if your alive!

The power to give yourself the most intense orgasm of all time at will, but it only lasts for a millisecond.

The power to hear people's thoughts when you fap

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The ability to lift things up and put them down.

The power of having a bulletproof appendix.

The ability to shoot a banana from your eyebrow every time you are riding on a unicycle.

Pointless Super Powers