- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to climb up fallen trees

The power to only see glass.

the power to eat bread

The power to spontaneously combust while nobody is around!

The power of always having small, thin clothes in the winter.

The ability to be born, live for about 75 years and then die.

The power to have all pointless superpowers, but only on the 12th and or 13th on january on a year that isn't 2015 or lower, but you have to be wearing nothing but purple underwear and a skanky hat.

the power to slightly darken the color of tree bark upon touch

The power to fry and suffer harder than anyone when lit on fire.

Invincibility, but you feel twice as much pain to everything

The power to transform every book, note or image on the television into illegal child porn simply by being near them.

the power to fail at everything you do

The power to gain 400 pounds in 400 seconds.

The power to get a cold in the wintertime.

The power to poop in the worst time ever and you cannot control it

the power to turn into celebs that evryonr loves to write about only infront of 1 million people

The power to win any game against a 5-year-old.

The ability to not drop anything ...when you're not holding anything

The ability to walk on your hands because your feet have nails in them.

The power to not remember, the only problem, is that you don't remember having this awesome power.

The power to sit for extended periods of time in front of the computer doing pointless things. The person who is reading this has that pointless superpower otherwise he would be doing something productive.

The power to become a virgin but only if you've never had sex.

The power to predict the present

The power to be Rosie O'Donnell.

Pointless Super Powers