- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to have any computer in the world but it has to be before the 1990.

The power to convert Oxygen into chemical energy and waste gases.

the power to have good enough grammar to phrase the fu**ing power you want to share without sounding like a retarded deaf 6 year old

the power to fly, but be naturally attracted to airplanes.

The power to breath fire but only when covered in gasoline/petrolium

the power to suck at absolutly everything you do, except at failing.

The power to occasionally mistake your hand for a bear.

The power of total invulnerability and immortality, stops working when you get hurt, or die.

The power to vomit every time you look at a cat.

The power to die on command.

the power to transform into Kanye West

The power of bad luck

The power to fly when in something flying

The power to sleepwalk only when u sleep

The power to fly 0 feet in 60 seconds

The power to have incredible upper-body strength, but not have arms or legs.

The power to get you`re dick stuck to a huge, heavy metal bar no one can lift nor move, either you stay there till you die, or you grab a knife and...

the power to hurl apples at force but only when you have drunk 20 litres of water in one go

The power to scratch your head 1% faster than usual, if it doesn't itch.

The power to regenerate limbs, but twenty years after you've lost it.

The power to remove seeds from seedless grapes but only on the 4th of may on a sunday

75% levitation

The power to automatically blink rapidly at the rate of 1,588 times per second everytime you open your mouth.

The power to not being able to go use the bathroom when you have to

Pointless Super Powers