The ability to transform yourself into a Turkey but only with a brain larger than the head of a turkey. Note: People will become happy if they eat you for christmas.

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To get to know everything Jack Nicholson has said yet you blurb out his comments and random and by the time you face this YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH! Moral: You think this entry was boring? It is great actually, what? You say it sucks? YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

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The ability to be completely bullet-proof as long as a bullet never hits you.

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The power to jump 1 inch higher than the typical person.

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The power to make a Spirit Bomb in one less episode than Goku.

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The ability to be a plonk and post 'Pointless Super Powers' that aren't pointless and are could actually be quite useful.

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The power to know what weather its gonna be like in 1 minute... in South Korea

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The power to laugh at other people when they get hurt, and still be able to have high esteem in front of all your friends.

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The power to summon Pedobear and only if you are under 10.

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The power to make spinach taste like brussel sprouts

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The power to self destruct

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The power to beat bad ass kids without getting arrested!!!

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The power to sleep with your eyes open.

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The Power to float on water, except when you're wet..

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time travel that ownly have 5 time before loose it

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The power to be Chuck Norris

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The ability to produce infinite cat flavored toast made from poop out of your mouth, only while in public with 100 people that would stare at you.

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The power to become encased in concrete at will.

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The power of magnetism! Aka being so magnetic that you have to live in a home completely made out of plastic, and cant go out because you either get hit by random flying frying pans and stuff literally attracted towards you, or even worse, you could get dragged towards a car in movement and become red paste. A guy with this power could not take it any more, so he bought an iron necklace and put it on... may he rest in peace...

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The ability to turn things into gold, but only when the material the item is made of is more valuable than gold.

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The power to be and do whatever you want except living forever, only when you are dead

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the power to to deep fry anything deep fried

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i love to make shit brix

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The power to not see the troll dude in the Pointless Superpowers logo raping the words 'Pointless Superpowers'

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!