- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to change your position whenever you want. (I don't mean teleport I mean you can lay down while sitting or stand up while laying down)

the power to jizz money

The power to fall in love reptiles

The power to rotten food.

The power to use a ridiculous signature that kills any chance of receving green thumbs. Moral: What you talking bout foo?

the power to summon rick astley whenever you want to, but only when you're the only one in the room, so only you can hear him

The power to make money disappear.

The power to find this website and submit a pointless superpower.

The ability too shit out calculators every 10 seconds.

The power to walk over crisp packets 25% more quietly than the average person

The power to have your entire body totally frictionless. Except for your nipples. They have a drag coefficient of around 5 parachutes.

The power to breathe but only when your dead uncle breathes

The power to survive jumping form a plane as long as you have a parachute.

the power to fart at the worst moments

to power to pick your nose without anybody seeing

The ability to smell colors

the power to turn retarted

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The power to transform into a homeless person.

The ability to become sexually attractive to Killer Whales

The ability to pirate every song you want without getting caught. However, they can only be Justin Bieber songs

The power to make Q-Tips rain from the sky every month

The power to be alone

The power to grow a mustache anywhere but on your face

Pointless Super Powers