The power to Rage Against The Machine

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el poder de escribir en español ( pero solo si naciste en argentina) - ( the power to write in spanish - but only if you are from argentina-)

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anything Aquaman does

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The power to fly whenever you sneeze.

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The ability to know when, and which elevator door will open first.

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The power to be afraid of horses.

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the power to poop dogs without fur.

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A power to turn into an ant, but only one Time.

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The power to wish you had a power

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The power to not have a superpower

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The power to throw Go stones to the board so that thei form the word 'Go'

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The power to walk 1% faster.

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The ability to lift small objects with your mind, but only if you are touching them.

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to be one second faster than 5mph in any 80's arcade game using one finger to push the buttons

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The Power to enjoy Justin Beiber's music....

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The power to shrink your private parts.

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The power to bet on the fastest horse in the track at a formula 1 competition. Moral: RUN FORREST RUUUUUUN!

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the power to stare at pit bulls in the eyes and imitate them

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De poverr too tipe relly shiiti annd stil bee undrstod bai rettadad peepols unly.

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To be able to cut paper by doing the scissor action with your fingers.

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The ability to know all the cheats/hacks for Half-Life 3.

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The power to shoot webs, but only out of your ass

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the power to gain the intelligents of forest gump, but not the table tennis playing ability

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the power to become a duck but not be able to quack

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!