The power to change into an Arab at will. Moral: Will not work inside arab-countries.

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The power to turn your current clothes inivisible

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The power to laugh so hard you can't breath at "Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road?" Jokes.

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The ability to control dairy products

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the power to disappear up your own asshole

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The power to sharpen a pen

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The power to eat 2 hotdogs in the same bun

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The power to have a very keen sense of smell 24/7 but only when a fart is present

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The power to transform into a bucket of water.

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All of Superman's powers except instead of Kryptonite your weakness is water

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The power to teleport yourself anywhere you want except for your major organs.

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The power to have an internal monologue voiced by Morgan Freeman.

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The power to single handily tear one sheet of toilet paper from the roll

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to create balloons out of anywhere on your body, and twist them into whatever you look at.

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The ability to get shot, for real.

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The power to turn into a magikarp

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The power to turn aluminum foil into tin foil.

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The power to make a woman make you a sandwich

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the power to make a fart that kills people when no one is around you

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the power to have 20/20 vision only when wearing aviators

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The power to fly really fast but only in closets.

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The power to be really offensive after you finished a sentence U FUKING JAP

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The power to hear in the dark.

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The power to make any glass of water into milk

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!