- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to to type Pointless Super Powers

The power to teleport......one nanometer every million years

The power to turn a light on with your mind, but only if the light is already on

The power to not have a superpower

the power to disappear up your own asshole

The power to eat food a little faster. So when you are done you have to just stay there for 5 more minutes for everybody to finish

The power of being able to see 1 day into the past

The ability to metamorphose into any kind of cheese

the ability to make your finger nails longer by 0.1 %

The power to know you don't have a superpower

The power to give yourself a migraine at will.

The power to turn everything you touched into gold. A-hem. Midas, you listening?

The power to bleed for 3-7 days for a week every month, and still live..

the power to walk on land.

The power to discern the breed of a cat by the taste of its poop.

The power to die

The power of having the answer to every possible question, but also to have no way of describing said answers!

The power to go back in time but only be able to go 1 second back

The power of HONOR AND LOVE! Moral: it wont make you honorable, or lovable by the way.

The ability to spit mouthwash

the power to turn yourself into a toaster. once,

The power to turn into a lamp once.

The power to fire lasers from my nipples.

The power to be invulnerable while sleeping

Pointless Super Powers